The Analyst.
If a dashboard could feel love, it would feel the way Colin feels.
Colin turns questions into queries for a living. At home, he does the same thing, except the questions are "should we move to Spain?" and the queries involve spreadsheets with tabs labeled cost of living, visa pathways, and dog import regulations.
Once, for date night, he mapped the efficiency of our weekly grocery runs. He wasn't joking. I wasn't mad. We saved three trips a week.
- Primary language:
- SQL, and whatever the dog is asking for
- Favorite tool:
- A well-formatted CSV
- Superpower:
- Can listen to a feelings-rant and reply with a decision matrix
- Kryptonite:
- Excel files with merged cells